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✨ Pooping Is Iconic ✨

✨ Pooping Is Iconic ✨

Everybody poops – stop being weird about it. Instead of being embarrassed, let's turn bowel movements into a badge of well-being.

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The Craptain
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🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.

The Craptain
The Craptain
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💡 Big LED Doesn't Want You To Know Their Dirty Secret (Ghiblified) 💡

💡 Big LED Doesn't Want You To Know Their Dirty Secret (Ghiblified) 💡

Light isn’t just for seeing. From gut health to hormones to sleep, light is affecting you more than you probably think.

The Craptain
The Craptain
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🐶 Your Pets Are Full of Sh*t: A Gut Health Guide for Cats and Dogs 🐱

🐶 Your Pets Are Full of Sh*t: A Gut Health Guide for Cats and Dogs 🐱

Let’s unpack the basics of what affects the gut health of our beloved dogs and cats - diet, parasites, and more.

The Craptain
The Craptain
🔵 The Internet is Crashing Out Over This Controversial Supplement - And it's Blue 🔵

🔵 The Internet is Crashing Out Over This Controversial Supplement - And it's Blue 🔵

Everyone in the biohacking world is either swearing by methylene blue or warning you to stay far away. Is it the key to better brain function, a potential cancer fighter, or just another internet-fueled experiment bound to go wrong?

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The Craptain
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💩 The Wind Beneath Your Sheets: The PoopMates Guide to Passing Gas 💨

💩 The Wind Beneath Your Sheets: The PoopMates Guide to Passing Gas 💨

Your farts are talking—are you listening? Let’s break down what gas means for gut health.

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The Craptain
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🔴 Red 3 is Banned... But Your Gut is Still Under Attack 💩

🔴 Red 3 is Banned... But Your Gut is Still Under Attack 💩

The FDA banned Red No. 3—but what about the other dyes still wrecking your gut? Here’s what you need to know about artificial colors and your microbiome.

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The Craptain
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💩 The Dopamine-Gut Connection: Can Your Poop Make You More Motivated? 😤

💩 The Dopamine-Gut Connection: Can Your Poop Make You More Motivated? 😤

Your gut bacteria influence dopamine levels more than you think. Could sluggish digestion be slowing down your drive?

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The Craptain
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🪱 Parasites and Gut Health: Signs, Prevention, and Treatment 💩

🪱 Parasites and Gut Health: Signs, Prevention, and Treatment 💩

Learn how common parasites affect your gut, symptoms to watch for, and methods for prevention and treatment used around the world.

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The Craptain
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🦁 A Wild Tour of Animal Defecation Habits 💩

🦁 A Wild Tour of Animal Defecation Habits 💩

From poop-shooting caterpillars to elegant elephant dung, we're diving into the weird and wonderful world of animal defecation.

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The Craptain
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🚽 From Pits to Porcelain: The Global Evolution of Toilets 💩

🚽 From Pits to Porcelain: The Global Evolution of Toilets 💩

Discover the fascinating evolution of the toilet: ancient designs, global cultural differences, and innovations in waste disposal systems.

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The Craptain
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👅 What Your Tongue Color Says About Your Gut Health 😳

👅 What Your Tongue Color Says About Your Gut Health 😳

Did you know that a white or yellow tongue might signal an imbalance in your gut health? Learn how candida overgrowth, gut dysbiosis, and simple treatments could be impacting your wellness.

The Craptain
The Craptain
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