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Pooping isn’t something to be embarrassed about. Everybody does it—except maybe Chuck Norris.

It’s the great equalizer: kings, CEOs, your 10/10 gym crush—everyone’s got a throne session in their daily lineup. So, to help lift the stigma around pooping, I rounded up some friends and asked if they’d be down for a bathroom-themed photoshoot.

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Celebrities Poop Too

^ Those were just my friends—'nobodies,' if you will. We’re going to need some real star power if we’re going to succeed in rebranding poop. Based on market research, these celebrities seem like strong candidates:

Charlize Theron

Halle Berry

Emilia Clarke

Adrien Brody

Billie Eilish

See? pooping is something we all do, yet so many of us still get weird about it.

Don’t. Everybody poops, it’s in the fine print of being human.

That’s why I make it a point to always fart on first dates; it’s my icebreaker, my vibe check, my declaration of independence. Pooping is normal. It’s universal.

But we’re not stopping at normal—we’re taking it a step further. We’re here to make pooping iconic

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