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🦴 Eat This If You Want To Live (and Poop) 💩

Oct 3, 2025

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5 min read

🦴 Eat This If You Want To Live (and Poop) 💩

This one food is underrated af.

The Craptain
The Craptain
🤫 The Dirty Truth About Dishwashers 💩

Sep 26, 2025

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8 min read

🤫 The Dirty Truth About Dishwashers 💩

Dishwashers are very convenient, but there are two big things to keep in mind when using them.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Sep 19, 2025

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5 min read

✨ Thoughts on Charlie Kirk ✨

If you wanted to hear the PoopMates take on Charlie Kirk, open this.

Sep 12, 2025

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7 min read

🎥 Naming Your Poop After Movies 🍿

I'm naming the one I took this morning: A Real Pain

Sep 5, 2025

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8 min read

🚬 Nicotine Is Good For You (Disclaimer: Idk Though 🤷‍♂️)

What if I told you nicotine isn't all that bad for you? What if I told you it's actually healthy in moderation?

Aug 29, 2025

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8 min read

🥬 Fermented Foods Are The Sh*t 💩

Learn how fermented foods like kimchi and yogurt can support gut health. They may even be the hero we need in the war against microplastics.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 22, 2025

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6 min read

✨ Why TF Does Pooping Feel So Good?? (Poophoria) 💩

If you're not looking forward to your daily poopie time, it's time to evaluate your gut health.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 15, 2025

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9 min read

🥛 Imagine Not Being Able To Tolerate Lactose LOL 🥛

What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? Just tolerate it.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 8, 2025

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7 min read

✨ IYKYK - Bidet Reviews 🚽

Find me one single review of someone trying a bidet and then deciding that toilet paper is better. I'll wait.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 1, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Probiotics and Prebiotics: What’s the Difference for Gut Health? 🤔

Everyone knows that probiotics are good for you, but did you know you can make them even better with prebiotics?

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 25, 2025

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7 min read

🫐 DINGLEBERRIES: The Epidemic No One Wants to Talk About 🫐

Babe wake up, new toilet paper gaslighting post just dropped

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 18, 2025

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6 min read

🛍️ Shopping & Poop: The Mariko Aoki Phenomenon 💩

The sudden urge to defecate while shopping is real and surprisingly common. Here's what we know about the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 11, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Pooping 101: Coffee and Poop ☕

The key to understanding why coffee makes you poop starts in the gut.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 4, 2025

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5 min read

💩 Pooping 101: The Bristol Stool Chart 📊

Not all poop is created equal. Here are the different types and what they mean for gut health.

The Craptain
The Craptain
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