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🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

Oct 24, 2025

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12 min read

🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.

The Craptain
The Craptain

humor

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💨 The Art Of The Fart 💨

Oct 17, 2025

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5 min read

💨 The Art Of The Fart 💨

Your farts are talking—are you listening? Let’s break down what gas means for gut health.

The Craptain
The Craptain

humor

+2

Oct 10, 2025

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6 min read

🧻 Is Toilet Paper Actually Cancerous? 💩

Big toilet paper doesn't want you to know this dirty secret...

humor

+2

Oct 3, 2025

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5 min read

🦴 Eat This If You Want To Live (and Poop) 💩

This one food is underrated af.

Sep 26, 2025

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8 min read

🤫 The Dirty Truth About Dishwashers 💩

Dishwashers are very convenient, but there are two big things to keep in mind when using them.

humor

+2

Sep 19, 2025

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5 min read

✨ Thoughts on Charlie Kirk ✨

If you wanted to hear the PoopMates take on Charlie Kirk, open this.

humor

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The Craptain
The Craptain

Sep 12, 2025

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7 min read

🎥 Naming Your Poop After Movies 🍿

I'm naming the one I took this morning: A Real Pain

humor

The Craptain
The Craptain

Sep 5, 2025

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8 min read

🚬 Nicotine Is Good For You (Disclaimer: Idk Though 🤷‍♂️)

What if I told you nicotine isn't all that bad for you? What if I told you it's actually healthy in moderation?

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 29, 2025

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8 min read

🥬 Fermented Foods Are The Sh*t 💩

Learn how fermented foods like kimchi and yogurt can support gut health. They may even be the hero we need in the war against microplastics.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 22, 2025

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6 min read

✨ Why TF Does Pooping Feel So Good?? (Poophoria) 💩

If you're not looking forward to your daily poopie time, it's time to evaluate your gut health.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 15, 2025

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9 min read

🥛 Imagine Not Being Able To Tolerate Lactose LOL 🥛

What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? Just tolerate it.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 8, 2025

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7 min read

✨ IYKYK - Bidet Reviews 🚽

Find me one single review of someone trying a bidet and then deciding that toilet paper is better. I'll wait.

humor

The Craptain
The Craptain

Aug 1, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Probiotics and Prebiotics: What’s the Difference for Gut Health? 🤔

Everyone knows that probiotics are good for you, but did you know you can make them even better with prebiotics?

humor

+1

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 25, 2025

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7 min read

🫐 DINGLEBERRIES: The Epidemic No One Wants to Talk About 🫐

Babe wake up, new toilet paper gaslighting post just dropped

humor

The Craptain
The Craptain
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