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Anyways,
Dishwashers are obviously very convenient, but they could secretly be causing you harm in two different ways: toxic dishwasher detergent and mold build up.
Let’s break down each of them.
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☠️ 1. Toxic Dishwasher Detergent Residues
The problem:
Many commercial detergents and rinse aids use alcohol ethoxylates and other aggressive surfactants designed to strip away grease. They’re powerful cleaners — too powerful.
The science:
A 2023 study showed these chemicals can damage the gut’s epithelial barrier — the wall keeping bacteria, toxins, and undigested food from leaking into your bloodstream.
Even after a full wash, traces of these chemicals can linger on “clean” plates and glasses.
Over time, chronic low-level exposure might contribute to increased intestinal permeability (aka “leaky gut”), chronic inflammation, and downstream gut issues.
What this means for us:
Every time you eat or drink off residue-coated dishes, you might be getting a micro-dose of irritants right to your gut lining.
What to do about it:
Switch to eco-friendly or residue-free detergents (If you want brand recommendations just let us know!)
Add an extra rinse cycle if your machine has one.
Hand-wash high-contact items like cups and baby bottles when possible.
🦠 2. Mold & Biofilm Build-Up
The problem:
Your dishwasher is warm, moist, and dark — a perfect breeding ground for mold, fungi, and bacteria. Studies have found black yeast species like Exophiala dermatitidis thriving inside dishwashers, especially in rubber seals and hidden corners.
Why it matters for your gut:
Mold spores and bacterial fragments can aerosolize when you open the door mid-cycle or after a run.
These microbes produce mycotoxins and endotoxins that can irritate the gut, disrupt the microbiome, and trigger inflammation.
People with compromised gut barriers (or existing gut conditions) may be especially vulnerable.
Signs your dishwasher might be moldy:
Musty smell when you open it
Visible black spots around seals or corners
Cloudy film on glasses
PRO TIP: Sometimes you can’t see this stuff because it’s dark inside your dishwasher. Hit it with a flashlight to see the true state of build up.
What to do about it:
Run a vinegar + baking soda clean cycle once a month
Wipe down seals with diluted hydrogen peroxide
Leave the door open after use so it can fully dry
Consider installing a dishwasher filter to reduce biofilm buildup
🧠 TL;DR
Both toxic residues and microbial buildup add to your gut’s total inflammatory load. If you’re already dealing with bloating, food sensitivities, or gut issues, reducing these exposures can only help.
Practical steps:
Switch to gentler detergents
Deep clean monthly
Air out between runs
Rinse thoroughly or hand-wash critical items
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DISCLAIMER: The content provided in this newsletter is for informational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. If you are experiencing a medical emergency, call your doctor or dial 911 immediately.