The CEO of Poop. The Don of Doo-doo. You are what you eat (and poop). #BidetNationalism
Oct 24, 2025
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12 min read
We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.
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Oct 17, 2025
5 min read
Your farts are talking—are you listening? Let’s break down what gas means for gut health.
Oct 10, 2025
6 min read
Big toilet paper doesn't want you to know this dirty secret...
Oct 3, 2025
This one food is underrated af.
Sep 26, 2025
8 min read
Dishwashers are very convenient, but there are two big things to keep in mind when using them.
Sep 19, 2025
If you wanted to hear the PoopMates take on Charlie Kirk, open this.
Sep 12, 2025
7 min read
I'm naming the one I took this morning: A Real Pain
Sep 5, 2025
What if I told you nicotine isn't all that bad for you? What if I told you it's actually healthy in moderation?
Aug 29, 2025
Learn how fermented foods like kimchi and yogurt can support gut health. They may even be the hero we need in the war against microplastics.
Aug 22, 2025
If you're not looking forward to your daily poopie time, it's time to evaluate your gut health.
Aug 15, 2025
9 min read
What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? Just tolerate it.
Aug 8, 2025
Find me one single review of someone trying a bidet and then deciding that toilet paper is better. I'll wait.
Aug 1, 2025
Everyone knows that probiotics are good for you, but did you know you can make them even better with prebiotics?
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Jul 25, 2025
Babe wake up, new toilet paper gaslighting post just dropped
Jul 18, 2025
The sudden urge to defecate while shopping is real and surprisingly common. Here's what we know about the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon.
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Jul 11, 2025
The key to understanding why coffee makes you poop starts in the gut.
Jul 4, 2025
Not all poop is created equal. Here are the different types and what they mean for gut health.
Jun 27, 2025
Poop once, twice, or thrice a day? Let's talk about what's normal and what isn't.
Jun 20, 2025
Poop like your ancestors did - while squatting.
Jun 13, 2025
Glyphosate is the most widely used pesticide in America, but it's banned or restricted in 12+ countries around the world. Here's why.
Jun 6, 2025
PFAS—aka "forever chemicals"—are everywhere. Here's how they sneak into your gut, mess with your sh*t, and what you can do about it.
May 30, 2025
10 min read
We all have that one friend that won't stfu about avoiding seed oils. Well it turns out they're right...mostly.
May 23, 2025
Just because tap water is free of pathogens doesn't mean it's suitable for drinking. Filter that sh*t, yo!
May 16, 2025
Most probiotic pills are expensive 💩. Here’s what actually works.
May 9, 2025
BM health doesn't start in the bowels, it starts in the kitchen before you even touch your food. Let's break it down.
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