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Sep 5, 2025

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8 min read

🚬 Nicotine Is Good For You (Disclaimer: Idk Though 🤷‍♂️)

What if I told you nicotine isn't all that bad for you? What if I told you it's actually healthy in moderation?

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Aug 29, 2025

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8 min read

🥬 Fermented Foods Are The Sh*t 💩

Learn how fermented foods like kimchi and yogurt can support gut health. They may even be the hero we need in the war against microplastics.

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Aug 22, 2025

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6 min read

✨ Why TF Does Pooping Feel So Good?? (Poophoria) 💩

If you're not looking forward to your daily poopie time, it's time to evaluate your gut health.

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Aug 15, 2025

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9 min read

🥛 Imagine Not Being Able To Tolerate Lactose LOL 🥛

What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? Just tolerate it.

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Aug 8, 2025

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7 min read

✨ IYKYK - Bidet Reviews 🚽

Find me one single review of someone trying a bidet and then deciding that toilet paper is better. I'll wait.

humor

Aug 1, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Probiotics and Prebiotics: What’s the Difference for Gut Health? 🤔

Everyone knows that probiotics are good for you, but did you know you can make them even better with prebiotics?

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Jul 25, 2025

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7 min read

🫐 DINGLEBERRIES: The Epidemic No One Wants to Talk About 🫐

Babe wake up, new toilet paper gaslighting post just dropped

humor

Jul 18, 2025

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6 min read

🛍️ Shopping & Poop: The Mariko Aoki Phenomenon 💩

The sudden urge to defecate while shopping is real and surprisingly common. Here's what we know about the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon.

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Jul 11, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Pooping 101: Coffee and Poop ☕

The key to understanding why coffee makes you poop starts in the gut.

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Jul 4, 2025

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5 min read

💩 Pooping 101: The Bristol Stool Chart 📊

Not all poop is created equal. Here are the different types and what they mean for gut health.

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Jun 20, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Pooping 101: Posture 🏋️

Poop like your ancestors did - while squatting.

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Jun 13, 2025

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8 min read

☣️ You Don't Hate Glyphosate Enough 😡

Glyphosate is the most widely used pesticide in America, but it's banned or restricted in 12+ countries around the world. Here's why.

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Jun 6, 2025

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7 min read

✨ Everything You Need to Know About PFAS ✨

PFAS—aka "forever chemicals"—are everywhere. Here's how they sneak into your gut, mess with your sh*t, and what you can do about it.

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May 30, 2025

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10 min read

🧐 The Truth About Seed Oils 🛢️

We all have that one friend that won't stfu about avoiding seed oils. Well it turns out they're right...mostly.

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May 23, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Tap Water Is Mid 💦

Just because tap water is free of pathogens doesn't mean it's suitable for drinking. Filter that sh*t, yo!

humor

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May 16, 2025

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6 min read

💊 The Great Probiotic Scam 🦠

Most probiotic pills are expensive 💩. Here’s what actually works.

humor

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May 2, 2025

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8 min read

💆‍♀️ You Don't Need Therapy, You Need To Sh*t 💩

The gut never lies. Fear, stress, and overthinking clog more than your thoughts—they clog your pipes.

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Apr 25, 2025

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4 min read

🤖 Introducing: CrapGPT 💩

This is the greatest breakthrough in AI x Fecal history. This is beyond science. This is beyond poop.

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Apr 11, 2025

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7 min read

✨ Pooping Is Iconic ✨

Everybody poops – stop being weird about it. Instead of being embarrassed, let's turn bowel movements into a badge of well-being.

humor

Apr 4, 2025

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12 min read

🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.

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Mar 28, 2025

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12 min read

💡 Big LED Doesn't Want You To Know Their Dirty Secret (Ghiblified) 💡

Light isn’t just for seeing. From gut health to hormones to sleep, light is affecting you more than you probably think.

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Mar 21, 2025

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9 min read

🐶 Your Pets Are Full of Sh*t: A Gut Health Guide for Cats and Dogs 🐱

Let’s unpack the basics of what affects the gut health of our beloved dogs and cats - diet, parasites, and more.

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Mar 7, 2025

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7 min read

💩 The Wind Beneath Your Sheets: The PoopMates Guide to Passing Gas 💨

Your farts are talking—are you listening? Let’s break down what gas means for gut health.

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Feb 28, 2025

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8 min read

🔴 Red 3 is Banned... But Your Gut is Still Under Attack 💩

The FDA banned Red No. 3—but what about the other dyes still wrecking your gut? Here’s what you need to know about artificial colors and your microbiome.

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Feb 21, 2025

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6 min read

💩 The Dopamine-Gut Connection: Can Your Poop Make You More Motivated? 😤

Your gut bacteria influence dopamine levels more than you think. Could sluggish digestion be slowing down your drive?

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