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🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

Oct 24, 2025

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12 min read

🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.

The Craptain
The Craptain

humor

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💨 The Art Of The Fart 💨

Oct 17, 2025

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5 min read

💨 The Art Of The Fart 💨

Your farts are talking—are you listening? Let’s break down what gas means for gut health.

The Craptain
The Craptain

humor

+2

Oct 10, 2025

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6 min read

🧻 Is Toilet Paper Actually Cancerous? 💩

Big toilet paper doesn't want you to know this dirty secret...

humor

+2

Oct 3, 2025

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5 min read

🦴 Eat This If You Want To Live (and Poop) 💩

This one food is underrated af.

Sep 26, 2025

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8 min read

🤫 The Dirty Truth About Dishwashers 💩

Dishwashers are very convenient, but there are two big things to keep in mind when using them.

humor

+2

Jul 18, 2025

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6 min read

🛍️ Shopping & Poop: The Mariko Aoki Phenomenon 💩

The sudden urge to defecate while shopping is real and surprisingly common. Here's what we know about the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon.

humor

+3

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 11, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Pooping 101: Coffee and Poop ☕

The key to understanding why coffee makes you poop starts in the gut.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jul 4, 2025

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5 min read

💩 Pooping 101: The Bristol Stool Chart 📊

Not all poop is created equal. Here are the different types and what they mean for gut health.

humor

+1

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jun 27, 2025

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6 min read

💩 Pooping 101: How Often Should You Be Pooping? 🕰️

Poop once, twice, or thrice a day? Let's talk about what's normal and what isn't.

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jun 20, 2025

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7 min read

💩 Pooping 101: Posture 🏋️

Poop like your ancestors did - while squatting.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jun 13, 2025

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8 min read

☣️ You Don't Hate Glyphosate Enough 😡

Glyphosate is the most widely used pesticide in America, but it's banned or restricted in 12+ countries around the world. Here's why.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Jun 6, 2025

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7 min read

✨ Everything You Need to Know About PFAS ✨

PFAS—aka "forever chemicals"—are everywhere. Here's how they sneak into your gut, mess with your sh*t, and what you can do about it.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

May 30, 2025

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10 min read

🧐 The Truth About Seed Oils 🛢️

We all have that one friend that won't stfu about avoiding seed oils. Well it turns out they're right...mostly.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

May 23, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Tap Water Is Mid 💦

Just because tap water is free of pathogens doesn't mean it's suitable for drinking. Filter that sh*t, yo!

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain
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