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🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

Oct 24, 2025

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12 min read

🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.

The Craptain
The Craptain

humor

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💨 The Art Of The Fart 💨

Oct 17, 2025

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5 min read

💨 The Art Of The Fart 💨

Your farts are talking—are you listening? Let’s break down what gas means for gut health.

The Craptain
The Craptain

humor

+2

Oct 10, 2025

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6 min read

🧻 Is Toilet Paper Actually Cancerous? 💩

Big toilet paper doesn't want you to know this dirty secret...

humor

+2

Oct 3, 2025

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5 min read

🦴 Eat This If You Want To Live (and Poop) 💩

This one food is underrated af.

Sep 26, 2025

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8 min read

🤫 The Dirty Truth About Dishwashers 💩

Dishwashers are very convenient, but there are two big things to keep in mind when using them.

humor

+2

May 16, 2025

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6 min read

💊 The Great Probiotic Scam 🦠

Most probiotic pills are expensive 💩. Here’s what actually works.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

May 9, 2025

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10 min read

🍽️ The PoopMates Guide to Cookware 🍽️

BM health doesn't start in the bowels, it starts in the kitchen before you even touch your food. Let's break it down.

educational

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The Craptain
The Craptain

May 2, 2025

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8 min read

💆‍♀️ You Don't Need Therapy, You Need To Sh*t 💩

The gut never lies. Fear, stress, and overthinking clog more than your thoughts—they clog your pipes.

humor

+1

The Craptain
The Craptain

Apr 25, 2025

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4 min read

🤖 Introducing: CrapGPT 💩

This is the greatest breakthrough in AI x Fecal history. This is beyond science. This is beyond poop.

humor

+1

The Craptain
The Craptain

Apr 11, 2025

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7 min read

✨ Pooping Is Iconic ✨

Everybody poops – stop being weird about it. Instead of being embarrassed, let's turn bowel movements into a badge of well-being.

humor

The Craptain
The Craptain

Apr 4, 2025

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12 min read

🍲 You Are What You Eat...And Poop 💩

We can talk about what foods to eat all we want, or we can let our sh*t do the talking.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Mar 28, 2025

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12 min read

💡 Big LED Doesn't Want You To Know Their Dirty Secret (Ghiblified) 💡

Light isn’t just for seeing. From gut health to hormones to sleep, light is affecting you more than you probably think.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Mar 21, 2025

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9 min read

🐶 Your Pets Are Full of Sh*t: A Gut Health Guide for Cats and Dogs 🐱

Let’s unpack the basics of what affects the gut health of our beloved dogs and cats - diet, parasites, and more.

humor

+2

The Craptain
The Craptain

Mar 14, 2025

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9 min read

🔵 The Internet is Crashing Out Over This Controversial Supplement - And it's Blue 🔵

Everyone in the biohacking world is either swearing by methylene blue or warning you to stay far away. Is it the key to better brain function, a potential cancer fighter, or just another internet-fueled experiment bound to go wrong?

The Craptain
The Craptain
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